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姜还是老的辣（儿童不宜）
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接到朋友转来的这个故事，笑得泪都出来了。因为儿童不宜，一直斗争着，不知该不该放上来。 终于，连咬牙、带跺脚地决定豁出去一把...... 友情提醒：笑死活人不偿命！！！
一对80多岁的佛罗里达老两口，相偕着来到性健康咨询诊所。
医生招呼：“有什么需要帮忙的吗？”
老汉说：“您能观看我们行房吗？”
医生扬起眉毛对这对老人家的性咨询要求表示惊奇，但还是同意了。
当这对老人结束后，医生表示：“你们的表现没有任何问题。” 医生感谢他们来问诊，收了他们$50美金，便道别了。
第二个星期，老两口又来了，重复了前次的要求，疑惑不解的医生犹疑着，还是同意了。
如此这般，重复了若干星期：老两口约诊、前来、行房、没发现问题、付了诊金、告辞。
三个月后，医生终于按捺不住好奇，问老人家：“很抱歉，可我不得不了解下，您到底想发现什么问题？”
老汉回答：“我什么问题都不打算查。她是有夫之妇，我是有妇之夫。既不能去她家，也不能到我家。假日酒店收$98，希尔顿酒店收$139。到您这儿来只付$50，老人保险还能退还我$43。”
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. > > The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
发表评论 评论 (59 个评论)
- 回复 wx1wx2
- ”How could I know?“---译成中文，是不是“你问我，我问谁？”或“我咋知道？”啊？
宜修: How could I know?
如果是，这样回答，显得有点对小朋友不负责。一般，
小：真事？
大：转这故事的朋友，她/他 的意思是
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- 回复 宜修
- 标题已点明，儿童不宜。不对小朋友的问题作答。
wx1wx2: ”How could I know?“---译成中文，是不是“你问我，我问谁？”或“我咋知道？”啊？
如果是，这样回答，显得有点对小朋友不负责。一般，
小：真事？
大：转这 ...
- 回复 Pisciculture
- 你就当真的听
Chi202: 真事?
- 回复 Pisciculture
- 你就告诉他是真的不就截了。
宜修: How could I know?
- 回复 Pisciculture
- 你可以说是那在场的医生亲口告诉你的，
宜修: 我又不是那在场的医生......
- 回复 Pisciculture
- 这翻译有概念错误，行苟且之事的有夫之妇与有妇之夫怎么能称老两口呢？
